It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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