question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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