at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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