Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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