I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I need moral support for this bender
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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