So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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