I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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