For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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