I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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