Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You dont lie about slip and slides
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
