I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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