I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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