I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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