ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Never underestimate the power of titties
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