No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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