quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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