I skipped work to stalk him.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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