Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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