i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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