Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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