Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Randomize
