shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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