glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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