Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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