Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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