Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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