Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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