Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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