I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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