To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
