Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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