They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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