So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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