You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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