But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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