The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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