Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
There's a naked man in my car right now.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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