found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
