she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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