so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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