On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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