I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
