well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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