I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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