I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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