So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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