Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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