So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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