i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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