I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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