My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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