Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I cannot find my penis.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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