Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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