? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize