My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
