If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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