We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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