Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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