I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
My vagina is very pro this idea
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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