I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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